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Help. I need somebody, but not just anybody

Sam’s TeeMail Wednesday September 13th 2023


So apparently I need to get a ticket clinic lawyer. This concept is so alien to me, I don’t even know where to start. How do you find a lawyer ?… google?

Going online doesn’t help either. The first 5 are ads, so I skip them. Then the rest of them either have awesome reviews or terrible reviews. The lawyers with the best reviews clearly seem like fake reviews. But do I really want a lawyer with only bad reviews?

Objection! Give me Phoenix Wright any day, he would sort that sh** out no doubt!

Stay safe





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