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We Have your Oldies 👴

Where are they all coming from?

Sam’s TeeMail Monday November 16th 2023


Where are they all coming from?? It feels like the population of this neck of Florida has quadrupled in the last week, no joke. The average age of the new visitors is mid-70’s. So, if you’re wondering where the old people in your city have gone – they are here, apparently! We Have your Oldies!

First thing, there is now traffic here! Secondly, My chilled grocery shop has become a survivalist experience. And Finally My quiet afternoons on the beach are now a polite fight for sitting space.


Stay cool




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