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🦟 Mosquitos Love Me 🦟🦟🦟

Sam’s TeeMail July 13th, 2023

 

I love sunsets 🌅, it’s God’s artwork to round off a good day. Nothing beats sitting outside with a chill beer, talking with friends and appreciating the end of the day with a light show in the sky. You know who else loves sunsets? F***ing mosquitos! 🦟🦟🦟 …And mosquitos love me!

You know when you are in a group of friends and 1 of those friends gets bitten dozens of times and comes up in big red bumps – and no-one else gets bitten. That’s me! Are you that guy too? Why does that happen? 🦟 Anyone out there have any sure-fire tricks to stop getting bitten 🦟 or to stop the itch? Write me back pls

If mosquitos had little human faces, do you think they would look like Ozzy with a mouth full of blood?

Stay chill 🤘

Sam

P.S I’m still giving away a $200 coupon for America’s Birthday 🇺🇸! Enter here

 

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