Skeletor Melting T-Shirt

Your wife is hot! 😓

Why does this happen to me

Sam’s TeeMail Monday May 31st 2023


I don’t wanna seem like I’m complaining all the time. Only when annoying things happen. So guess what, my air conditioning has stopped working! A little pop and a puff of smoke and done. In May in Miami. It seems that all the handymen in Miami are cubans and none are available til mañana! I predict that tonight will be hot and steamy… but not in a good way. Your wife is hot… yes and she is angry!

Today’s mood is brought to you by Skeletor who is clearly melting because his AC is out in his condo in south Eternia…

Stay safe 🤘


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