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Dad Types #10 Mack Daddy

Father’s Day T-Shirts for the Mack Daddy

Sam S – June 8 2023

What to buy Dad for Father’s Day? He already has everything he wants right, so it’s the thought that really counts for Father’s Day! Look, if you get it right with an awesome T-Shirt, that gets his sense of humor, his interests AND that he would wear in front of his friends – then you can be proud!  What would he actually wear in public?

 

Could you or your father be a Mack Daddy?

Be honest, Is your Dad kinda sleazy? Perhaps he blatantly hit on your female friends? Maybe he love the ladies maybe a bit too much? Does he talk uncomfortably about his previous sexual exploits? Let’s not even talk about Christmas, where he HAS to be Santa and everyone MUST sit on his lap, I mean really!

 

Symptoms: 
    1. Has he said any of these: “Playas gotta play”, “don’t hate the playa, hate the game” or calls other men Playa
    2. Is verrrry friendly to your female friends, almost uncomfortably so…
    3. Refers to his male friends as pimp, playa or baller
    4. Talks about his girls “before mom”… yuck
    5. Compliments women’s physiques in public, no matter who’s listening, and thinks its ok
    6. Talks about how women love him… even though he is still faithfully married
    7. His car screams mid-life crisis – think lemon yellow stingray corvette
    8. Has a secret stash of viagra
    9. Has a sex playlist mixtape/cd – with a lot of R Kelly
    10. Is awkwardly nostalgic about different women and not times

Words to live by:

“don’t hate the playa, hate the game”

 

His hobbies include: 

    1. Strip club… obviously
    2. Listening to classic R&B
    3. Shoe-shopping

 

His ideal gift would be: 

  • Bedroom makeover with a circular waterbed and hot tub jacuzzi

 

The ideal T-shirt gifts for him: 

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    4. And for Xmas?

I compiled a list of t-shirts for Father’s Day that should cover all bases! Check out the Dad SocieTee for more inspo

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