Father of the Universe

Dad Types #4 Papa Bear

Father’s Day T-Shirts for Papa Bear

Sam S – June 6 2023

What to buy Dad for Father’s Day? He already has everything he wants right, so it’s the thought that really counts for Father’s Day! Look, if you get it right with an awesome T-Shirt, that gets his sense of humor, his interests AND that he would wear in front of his friends – then you can be proud!  What would he actually wear in public?

 

Could you or your father be a Papa Bear?

Does your dad fiercely protect his family and everything in his domain? Can you count on him to have your back… even if you are completely wrong? Was he banned from watching you at sports, because he yelled too much? Does he dominate the household… especially Power over the TV Remote? Then this shirt is for this Master!

 

Symptoms: 
    1. Protects his family, no matter what, even if they are in the wrong – like He-Man!
    2. Also very possessive of his house, yard, driveway, pets, car, etc
    3. In fact, if it’s in his domain, he is protective over it
    4. Super proud of his kids and vocally shows it – yelling at anything from a sports event to a graduation
    5. A Simple man, get’s grumpy when hungry, tired, cold, bored or hungry
    6. The TV remote is HIS not ours
    7. Has the best relationship with the dog, even though he never wanted it in the first place
    8. Gentle giant, until he’s not – then back off immediately
    9. His mancave contains a sofa and a fridge and a TV – what more is needed?
    10. His family is his universe and he is the master of it!

Words to live by: “Home is where the heart is.”

 

His hobbies include: 

    1. Watching HIS TV
    2. Hiding in HIS mancave
    3. Sitting in HIS Yard

His ideal gift would be: 

  • Brand new arcade machine and working bar in his mancave

The ideal T-shirt gifts for him: 

 

3. Cocaine Bear is my Spirit Animal T-Shirt

Cocaine Bear is my Spirit Animal T-Shirt

4.  And for Xmas?

I compiled a list of t-shirts for Father’s Day that should cover all bases! Check out the Dad SocieTee for more inspo

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