Poison that Guy

THE END IS NEAR! This is it! The Stadium Tour 2022 is nearly over. Your chance to see Poison, Motley Crue, Def Leppard and Joan Jett on one stage is almost done.

If you are planning on attending this most historical of concert tours then you need to show it the respect it deserves - Dress Appropriately.

Just like you wouldn't go to your sister's wedding in your work clothes. Treat Bret Michaels & co with an outfit they deserve.

NO WORRIES - I am here to help with the Inspo... Read on

Poison Bestsellers Collection

The Top 3 Bestselling Poison T-Shirts are a sure way to get noticed at the gig. First of all, they are each awesome in their own right (obviously). And second, because of how popular they are, you are likely to bump into someone wearing the same shirt - and THAT is the ultimate conversation-starter.

So don't be THAT guy, and wear these instead

Poison Look What T-Shirt

Poison Cat Dragged In USA Tour Men's T Shirt


What exactly did that Cat drag in? Who even cares when that cat is wearing a top-hat, monocle and smoking a cigar! Sounds like the recipe for a bad-ass t-shirt

Poison Look What T-Shirt

Poison Look What The Cat Dragged In Tour Men's T Shirt


Vintage concert tour poster with a vintage finish make you look like a concert veteran. Kinda perfect to wear to a concert, right!

Poison Open Up T-Shirt

Poison Open Up & Say Ahh Tour Men's T Shirt


Poison are legends of Hair rock, and you can see why! If you want Nothin but a Good Time then this shirt has those 80's Big Hair vibes... and it's f***ing COOL

Amazing Tees - I've Seen Enough


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Read these fake glowing reviews from fictional people to convince you - because every website does

Bret Michaels

"These shirts Rock!"    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

-  Bret. M   - Penn.

CC DEville

"I Feel like a Supermodel in them"   

-  C.C. D - Brooklyn

Rikki Rockett

"I give 6 stars!

-  Rikki. R - Penn.

Bobby Dall

"These Tees are outta this world!"    

-  Bobby. D   - Penn.

Blues Saraceno

"Cool, Bro"    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

-  Blues. S   - Hartford

Richie Kotzen

"I can dress like my favorite band"    

-  Richie K   - Penn.

* these are obviously not the real opinions expressed by those in the photos but purely for parody. The same can be said for most reviews on most websites.


What do I Get?

1 x Poison Cat Dragged In USA Tour 86 Men's T Shirt - Charcoal Gray -  MSRP $28.99

1 x Poison Look What The Cat Dragged In Tour 86 Men's T Shirt - Blue Heather  -  MSRP $28.99

1 x Poison Open Up & Say Ahh Tour Men's T Shirt - Black  -  MSRP $28.99

No fake prices, no fake discounts - An Official Product for an Honest Price


for $74.99

just pick your Size Below


Poison Bestsellers Pack – 3 Official T-Shirts


Is this the Greatest Poison Bestsellers T-Shirt Pack Ever?

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Poison Bestsellers T-Shirt by American Classics

Look What the Cat Dragged In. Bret Michaels and the Poison band are one of the most well-known Hair Metal Glam rock bands of the 80’s and 90’s. Every Rose Has Its Thorn was one of the best-selling tracks in the genre not to mention a karaoke classic. The band members of Poison have spent most of the last decade on various Reality TV Shows which has spawned new material and albums. This cool rock graphic Poison Bestsellers Men’s T-Shirt has a vintage worn-in look that looks like it came from a hair metal gig in the 90’s.  

What’s included:

  • Printed t-shirt
  • Available in all regular sizes (S, M, L, XL, 2XL)
  • Officially licensed apparel
  • Made of quality 100% cotton
  • Full-color vintage style print to the chest
  • Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Short length sleeves
  • Listings on back

About American Classics

American Classics are classic American! AC produces quality 100% licensed t-shirts and apparel since 1994. Sold in global stores and includes a wide variety of licensed tees from classic movies and TV shows to Musicians and American Icons. Officially Licensed Merchandise You are buying from an official manufacturer of merchandise. American Classics only sells great quality cotton t-shirts with long lasting digital graphics.  

Men’s Size Guide

Please use the size guide carefully to prevent returns. Brand sizes are designed to fit to the following body measurements. Small –     Length = 28″ (71 cm) – Chest Width = 18″ (46 cm) Medium – Length = 29″ (74 cm) – Chest Width = 20″ (51 cm) Large –    Length = 30″ (76 cm) – Chest Width = 22″ (56 cm) XL –         Length = 31″ (79 cm) – Chest Width = 24″ (61 cm) 2XL –       Length = 32″ (81 cm) – Chest Width = 26″ (66 cm) 3XL –       Length = 33″ (84 cm) – Chest Width = 28″ (71 cm) 4XL –       Length = 34″ (86 cm) – Chest Width = 30″ (76 cm) 5XL –       Length = 35″ (89 cm) – Chest Width = 32″ (81 cm) 6XL –       Length = 36″ (92 cm) – Chest Width = 34″ (86 cm)  

Returns Info

Need to return an item? No Stress! Our no hassle returns mean you have 30 days after you receive your shipment. All you do is contact us for return address and ship it back to us and we will issue a full refund less shipping costs. Remember, all items must be in original packaging and in brand new condition to qualify for a return – this means unworn and unwashed. To exchange an item simply place a new order for the desired size. Read about our Returns Policy

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Weight 0.26 kg
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Poison T-Shirts

Comfort meets style with these shirts, making them perfect for jamming in music class or hanging out with friends. Express your love for music loud and proud with Poison Rock T-shirts—the ultimate gear for sixth-graders who know how to rock the scene! Get ready to unleash your inner rockstar and let the world hear your fashion anthem! 🤘🎸

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